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Light and Dark Stereotypes of Kharmii

When Is A Monster Not A Monster?

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Kharmichael Groubbenheber
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WARNING!! There's some lowlife scam artists going around, copying user farf files, creating multiple imposter autobot accounts, then friending people at random. IF THE FOLLOWING INFO HAS KHARMII LINKS AND THE USER IS NOT NAMED KHARMII, kharmii THEN THIS IS AN IMPOSTER ACCOUNT. Please report it to LJ maintenance and the real kharmii. -OR YOU CAN CLICK THIS AREA OF TEXT TO REPORT THEM. CHECK 'SUSPECT BOT ACCOUNT' BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE.
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Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! I'M on LJ!!

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My Photobucket account is open to the public. Feel free to steal my macros!

I used to have an Encyclopedia Dramatica article but someone erased it because I'm just too ordinary. X-( I've been kicked out of several communities: stupid_free for bullying the bullies and useless_facts for pushing a conservative agenda back at the socialists who pushed their socialist agenda on me. Good old tit-for-tat! X-D Oh wait...they've let me back in stupid_free. Masochists! -Or maybe I'm good for ratings. Nevermind, I'm back out for that post making fun of the feminists and their trigger warnings. Also, my nemesis dhendrikson420 got me banned from liberal_talk, and I've never even left a comment there! DAMN YOU HENDRIKSON!! Uh oh.....and now I'm banned from sf_drama for....posting macros and pimping my art?!? Now I'm banned from customers_suck and I've never been a member. The pc police must be taking extra precautions. LOL! Oh, and I was banned in politicartoons because I wasn't subtle enough in my trolling. I hope that's all. I'm not on here enough to keep track well. Now I'm banned from ontd_political, popular request from other members.

My Deviantart Account
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Check out my deviantart pages! The first has more of my fine-art studies; less cartoony mayhem. The second is a display of the Pokemon cards I made for my little brothers.

In this crazy virtual world, I'm known as Kharmii the Three Headed Monster. I'm a human when I hang out with my friends at the carnival and my family pretty much every other day. I'm the wolf in my isolation, where I enjoy the lack of awareness that comes through 'everyday zen' or the blissful art of everyday living. I'm the wraith when pain pushes me out of my body and into the void, where I must rely on the rhythm of a beating heart to guide me back to earth. -But I've always believed I've had the ability to be happy, even when I was a child. Even before I accepted Jesus Christ into my heart and even before my weaknesses taught me to take nothing for granted.....but were we not saved some 2000 years past, before we were even born?

Kharmii Drawings:
Public Relations Propaganda-Hey there! Read my PR write-up in order to know the 'real me'! X-D
Kharmii Tha Nihilist- I'm Kharmii the villainous internet terrorist! Don't let my wicked expression fool you; I'm a rather vulnerable individual.
Little Dick Truck- Because I was so upset over having my ED article erased that I had to feel like more of a man....
Mr. Pissant- The world is full of people who want to be someone, but I'm content to be an unassuming entity.
Netherworld Gate- I struggle to awaken as my souls bicker over my possible future.
Poor Jaded Kharmii- I'm normally a peace-loving guy, however, I'm in my violent, grotesque form here.
Kharmii's Room- This is my wraith form. It lives in my chest and takes over during times when pain damages my souls.
Happy-Go-Lucky Hell- I almost died and went to hell when I turned 19. That is why I'm trying to be a better Christian.
Wraith Kharmii- Suspended in the void, I struggle to breathe as the crushing voices bombard me from all sides.
Kharmii Forces His Soul- I no longer stare into the void, rather I now stare out of it.
Kharmii's Mask- I wear the mask of the troll, but I'm really a weak, scared child who is still trying to figure things out.
Kharmii's Hysteria- It may seem I'm crying, but actually I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe. The angel is impatient with my twisted sense of humor.
Kharmii's Prostitution- A look of what I could have looked like, were I stronger. I still wouldn't prostitute my work, however..
Kharmii and the Troll Mama- Kharmii is always trolling on the internet, so perhaps a troll should find him endearing.

ABOUT THE ARTIST: Hi! I'm really a woman named Michelle and I'm with a hot Aussie guy named Randall. Here are some pictures of what we look like (from my trip to Australia):

Randall and I in front of the Seppelt winery which used to specialize in Chardonnay. They used to make the best in the world but broadened their product so the quality went down a bit. I still thought it was excellent.

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Randall and I in front of the Dog on the Tucker Box. This picture is quite interesting because, although I'm wearing vivid colors and Randall has a black shirt, we actually don't look half bad!

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Randall and I went to go see Wicked in Melbourne. It was a nice surprize, as it was perky and had a happy ending. The book was among the most depressing I'd ever read but the musical was like a highschool drama.

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Our reflection from an exhibit at the Canberra Art Museum. Maxine is there too.

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Randall and I at the fallen London Bridge. The arch used to be connected to the mainland and tour buses used to be able to drive on it. A few decades back, it was so corroded by the sea that one of the arches was unable to support the weight of the rock and it went down. The wind was so rugged that day that, had the fence been any lower, we could have been easily blown over the side!

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airborne rangers, american eagle outfitters, american nationalism, amethysts, art museums, astrology, australian friends, awareness of reality, baby spinach, baby talking to cats, bbc, bipolar friends, birds, bleach medium, blue man group, bonfires, bowling, carnivals, causing trouble, centipedes, changing seasons, chartreuse, chimaera, circus freaks, cirque du soleil, coffee, cold weather, consideration for others, cosmetics, crowds, cuddling, cuteness, cynicism, dancing, denmark, deviantart, dirty jokes, el greco, everyday life, ex nihilo, excessive alcohol consumption, expressing my opinions, expressionism, fairy tales, family, fantasy counterparts, felines, foreign films, freak shows, freedom, fun fun fun!, garage sales, german pride, getting over myself, ghost stories, gin and sprite, glitter, goals, gothic cathedrals, gypsies, happiness, hard work, harry potter, hating my friends, hiking, holidays, humility, ice-cream, immigration reform, innuendo, integrity, interference paint, intrigue, karaoke, keeping america great, kharmii, kitties, laughing, lighthouses, lightning, love, lutheran church, magenta, making people uncomfortable, meaning of life, military, mixed media, my agenda, my inner beast, mysteries, mythology, native american spirituality, nature reserves, neon, new ideas, nightmares, non-sequiturs, objectivism, olympics, outdoors, paranormal, personality disorders, pga golf, phoenixes, picking on losers, politics, polo ralph lauren, postal workers, praising god, premonitions, psychic powers, pull-on shoes, pushing the envelope, queen's fucking english, rainbow colors, reading, renaissance art, righteous destruction, ripleys believe-it-or-not, romanticism, rosetti, running, scary clowns, schizophrenic art style, self deprecating humor, short stories, sillypants, silver, skiing, social faux pas, spirals, squeakerby and puddins, supernatural, surreality, swimming, synesthesia, talk radio, techno music, tennis, terry goodkind, the prodigy, thunder, tit-for-tat, unexpected surprizes, walking, waterparks, wine and cheese, wolves, world cup soccer, your face

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